Babies 41 and 42: Don't Mess With Mama

 I snuggled with Adrianne before aging up the girls.

 Destiny got my hair color. She is very cute!

 Adrianne got her daddy's black hair, and so did Destiny.

 Destiny preferred a plain, white t-shirt, unlike her sisters who loved dresses and patterns.

 I called a babysitter and headed out to find the next baby daddy.

 It didn't take me long to find this guy. His name was Edward Simple.
Me: My name is Violet Chrysler, and you would be PERFECT for my challenge! Hey, I've never seen you around here before..
Edward: Uhh, I just moved here. I'm not familiar with your challenge but I swear I've heard your name before.. uh.. Violet.. you seem pretty popular with the locals.. my neighbor talks non-stop about you.. I have no idea why..
Me: Haha, well, I've become a pretty big celebrity for my challenge. Its called the 100 baby challenge. Not many people succeed. The people who have, like Della Wriner or Cadence Sierra, are legends! Im only on baby 40, and thats why I need you.

I handed him a bouquet of red roses. He chuckled and took a deep sniff.
Edward: Well, I would want to and all, but theres 2 reasons why im not gonna. First, your pretty and all, but I dont know you at all! Second, I'm not ready to be a daddy. I am to busy with work to take care of a kid!
Me: Ah, but thats were your wrong! You don't have to take care of the kid at all! The child stays with me! You don't even have to visit, and if you want, after the deed is done you never have to speak to me again. I'll leave and you'll go on with your life like it never happened. So, what do you say?
Edward: Ugggh. Fine. But don't expect me to send birthday cards.

I pulled him into a kiss.

Back at home, the girls were both begging the babysitter to read them bed time stories. Something told me Eva an Chasity had a little crush on this guy! xD

We did what had to be done, and he shooed me out of his house right after.

When I got home, I had some goopy carbonara.. i'm gonna get really chub from all this leftover food..

I also fed the girls their breakfast. I guess I didn't realize how long I had stayed at Edward's house.

All of a sudden, I barfed in my mouth. EW!

I ran over to the toilet and let it all out. And there was a lot.

After that, I took a bath. I kinda felt like I was caked in vomit.

Eva got home from school alone that day.
Eva: Hey, mama.

Me: Hey baby girl! Wheres your sister at?
Eva: She went over to Malika Williams' house. She'll be back for supper.

Over at Malika's, Chasity and Malika did their homework. Chasity, the most competitive kid I know, had to finish first. She raced through her homework.

Around 4:30, she thanked Mr. Williams and Malika and left.

Eva was really excited to see her sister home. They were best friends.
Eva: Chas! Look! I'm gonna go down the water slide!
Eva giggled as she prepared to slide.

Chasity lowered herself down by the ladder.
Chasity: Good luck, sis!

Woah, look at that air!
Eva: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Both the girls erupted in giggles.

Eva splashed Chasity.

I made dinner with the window wide open, listening proudly to my baby girls playing nicely outside.

They had a holding breath contest..

Chasity doesn't like to open her eyes under water, so when she came up, she just assumed she won. She started fist pumping and then abruptly stopped and looked around confused.

LOL, Eva was still under!

I called the girls in and they enjoyed some autumn salad.

Chas decided to eat by herself.

I fed the triplets their dinner before it was time for the girls to age up.
Me: Eva! Chas! Time to grow up!

Eva: FINALLY!

Eva was so beautiful. She wore a blue tank top tucked into shorts with a bow.

Chasity became more rebellious as a teenager. She was very snippy and lost her temper at the slightest things, but she was still a great beauty and I hope she learns  how  to control her anger.

Eva helped me put the triplets to bed.

Chasity even helped me out.

I guess she felt bad for me as I barfed my guts out.

Me: Hey Destiny, baby girl. Wanna learn to walk?
I taught all the toddlers their skills that night because they would be aging up soon.

Oh the excitement of feeling the baby kick! 

I headed to bed afterwards; I had the feeling tomorrow was going to be a hell of a day.

And boy, was I right! I made some pancakes for breakfast.

Me: Hey Chas! How'd you sleep, baby girl?
Chasity: Lay off.

I ignored her remark and headed into the library. Chasity followed me in.
Me: What is it, sweet pea?
Chasity: Don't 'sweet pea' me! Look, I know all about your stupid challenge.
Me: I know you do.. all my children do.
Chasity: UGH! You don't even freaking care about us kids.. were just pieces in your little game.
Me: Chas, calm down. I love each and every one of my children.. now watch your language.

Chasity: You don't friggin'  control me!

Me: CHASITY MAY CHRYSLER! What has gotten into you?

I walked away then and there, leaving her to sulk in the corner on a time-out.

Me: Hmm.. what book should  I choose?

I heard Chasity giggle. I look over to see her putting a whoopee cushion on one of the chairs.

Me: Whats going on with you, Chas?
Chasity: Whatever mom. None of your business.

Chasity: Honestly, just leave me the hell alone!

Me: Thats IT! Your grounded!

Chasity: WTF? God, you have major freaking issues!

Me: WHY do I even TRY with you? Your acting like a brat! Not my little girl!

Chasity looked stunned.
Chasity: I.. I'm sorry.

CHASITY'S POV
Me? GROUNDED? Haha, I don't think so. I sneaked out of the house later that afternoon, and I had some big plans.

First of all, I flooded the school. Hopefully i don't get caught..

YES! The school now has water up to the ceiling!

Then, I headed home and dyed my hair. Plus, I need some new makeup.

I changed my outfit. Boy, do I look COOL or what?

Then, I headed out an egged some houses. I started with the biotch, Malika's. In the 8th grade, she told me we couldn't be best friends anymore. In the 9th grade, she started some major rumors about me. In the 10th grade, she turned the whole 10th grade against me! I sat at the loser table by myself for 5 months! The 11th? She burned my eyebrows off at a sleepover that was supposed to be an 'I'm Sorry' sleepover. Why did I ever trust her?

I sighed.
Me: Take that! You deserve every bit of this, Malika!

Malika's mom came out, screaming at me!
Malika's mom: You miscreant! I'm calling the police!

Me: Jeez, fine, grandma!

I started to run..

Apparently, not fast enough. Next thing I knew, I was sitting in the back of a cop car.

I ran up the driveway, hoping that pain of a mother wouldn't see me.

I heard my mom shuffling down the hall. Great.

She looked at me with tears in her eyes.
Mom: Why? WHY? You do realize its 2 AM?
There was a silence for a few minutes that felt like hours.
Me: I.. uh..
Mom: I uh WHAT?
I paused again.
Me: Well..
Mom: Look, the girls are growing up. I don't have the time to deal with you right now. All I can say is, honey, I love you, but this behavior is getting out of control. If this continues, boot camp is our only option.

VIOLETS POV
Steaming, I planted a smile on my face for the sake of the girls and celebrated their birthday with them.

Destiny was such a cutie!

Rebecca was adorable :)

Adrianne preferred a hoodie and jeans, but she was still a beauty.

All the girls were sleeping, but Becca had to sleep in the boys room because there wasnt enough beds.

Becca didn't mind though.

Thats my sweet girl :)

I went to sleep, too.. it was nice to sleep a full night without babies waking you up every 5 minutes!

That morning, Destiny surprised me by wearing a pink dinosaur costume.. aww :)

I was getting pretty big!

Lol, she is so cute.

I ate breakfast with Eva.

I did the dishes of course!

Becca chose juice for breakfast.. I guess its better than cake and/or icecream!

I read a book in the library with Eva.

Then, I took a nap.

All of a sudden, I shot up from bed. Chasity had gotten up, turned on the music really loud, and started dancing!

Chasity: HAHA, *cough cough* Uhh I mean, did I wake you? ;)

Me: Oh come on, Chasity! I really needed some sleep! What did I say about this behavior of yours?

Me: Please, drop the 'I'm so cool' attitude!

Chasity: Mom, you and I BOTH know that I am, in fact, that cool.

Then, she put another whoopee cushion on the sofa.

LOL, I thought this was so cute, my little dinosaur was destroying the doll house.. I take my eyes off of her for like, 2 seconds xD

I sighed. I slowly dialed the number for the boot camp. She's starting tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, Chasity was yelling at her sister.
Chasity: Wow! What a freakshow, walking around in that gay dino-suit!
Poor Destiny was on the verge of tears.

Then she took a nap outside.

I went in to hug her.
Me: Destiny, sweet heart, your sister is going through a very angry stage right now. She didn't mean it. I like your costume. I love you.
Destiny: Thank you, mama. I love you too.

Then, she rubbed my tummy.
Destiny: Mama! I can feel my brother kicking!
I can't blame her for wanting a boy after all this drama!

Adrianne went for a joy ride outside on the deck.

Wearing all pink, my girly girl Eva worked out. She wanted to 'maintain her figure'.

I made PB&J for lunch!

Everyone loved it!

I put away the leftovers.

Everyone went of and did their own thing. Still in her costume, Destiny played with her toy tank.

Becca and I read a book.

Around dinner time I called for pizza for a special treat!

Me: Thank you! Heres your 30 dollars.
Dude: Yeah yeah, whatever.
Jeez, someone's cranky today!

I sat with Destiny and Rebecca.

Adrianne, Eva and Chasity sat in the dining room. (you can't see Adrianne in this pic)

The girls went to bed.

I stayed up late, chatting to my brother who still lived in Riverview. He had just gotten married!

Chasity chatted online, too, telling all her friends about how much she hates me and how she has to go to boot camp. :S

Labor struck when I least expected.

I had to drive myself to the hospital..while having a baby...

And I came home with baby 41, William Chrysler...

And 42, Wren Chrysler! :)